• Democrat: Does it hurt?
  • Republican: What?
  • Democrat: Legitimate rape

Save Ohio, Save the World

F*cking Electoral College. POTUS? More like “President of the Swing States” 

Dear Mittens,

You should encourage your party not to take jibes at Obama for using teleprompters. 

P.S. Don’t read things in brackets. [End of quote] 

‎”My mom always said, if you don’t have anything nice to say, you better back it up with a lot of money” -Stephen Colbert

‎”My mom always said, if you don’t have anything nice to say, you better back it up with a lot of money” -Stephen Colbert

GOP: Voters are bad