*Before I go, Tumblr, minor rant:
WTF Madonna’s Record People?!
The “Girls Gone Wild” video is on the internet. Leaked or however it got there, why don’t you post it to Madonna’s Official YouTube Channel?! It had been posted to a fake “official” Madonna channel, had 850,000 odd views the last I saw, and then you had it taken down!
To date, they’ve still only posted a “teaser”…WTF?!
Oh my God
I am heartily sorry for having offended Thee
And I detest all my sins
Because I dread the loss of Heaven and the pain of Hell
But most of all because I love Thee
And I want so badly to be good
- Madonna, “Girls Gone Wild”
I love you, but I think we need to take a break. I really need to grade these essays and such. I mean, I still want to be with you. Can you give me a week to think things over?
I can’t believe she is not gone. They kept her one episode too many, like they did Madame LaQueer
Tumblr makes me want a hedgehog.
I’ve been forced to explain homosexuality to my kids (aged 3 and 4) because their uncle is gay. This incredibly difficult and traumatic experience went as follows:
Child: Why does Uncle Bob go everywhere with Pete?
Me: Because they’re in love, just like Mummy and Daddy are.
Child: Oh. Can I have a biscuit?
We’re all scarred for life. Scarred, I tell you.” —KateP, Internet commenter (via wordsandzombies)