March 2012
63 posts
NEVERMIND ILL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOOOOOOOOOOOO
*Before I go, Tumblr, minor rant:
WTF Madonna’s Record People?!
The “Girls Gone Wild” video is on the internet. Leaked or however it got there, why don’t you post it to Madonna’s Official YouTube Channel?! It had been posted to a fake “official” Madonna channel, had 850,000 odd views the last I saw, and then you had it taken down!
To date, they’ve still only posted a “teaser”…WTF?!
Madonna's Act of Contrition
Oh my God
I am heartily sorry for having offended Thee
And I detest all my sins
Because I dread the loss of Heaven and the pain of Hell
But most of all because I love Thee
And I want so badly to be good
- Madonna, “Girls Gone Wild”
Dear Tumblr,
I love you, but I think we need to take a break. I really need to grade these essays and such. I mean, I still want to be with you. Can you give me a week to think things over?
Yours truly,
TawkardTurtle
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“When you’re dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you’re dead? Nobody.”
—J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via atomology)
Man, Jiggly ruined my favorite color! I wasn't in the market for an orange supersuit!
I can’t believe she is not gone. They kept her one episode too many, like they did Madame LaQueer
Tumblr makes me want a hedgehog.
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I’ve been forced to explain homosexuality to my kids (aged 3 and 4) because their uncle is gay. This incredibly difficult and traumatic experience went as follows:
Child: Why does Uncle Bob go everywhere with Pete?
Me: Because they’re in love, just like Mummy and Daddy are.
Child: Oh. Can I have a biscuit?
We’re all scarred for life. Scarred, I tell you.
” —KateP, Internet commenter (via wordsandzombies)